Dear American television, we need to talk
Dec. 14th, 2014 11:49 amDear American television, you remember when I had to have words with you about that episode of Covert Affairs, that had scenes in Cambden's 'Warehouse District' (clue: UK cities are not constructed like US cities)?
I'd long forgiven you for this, but now we have to talk about The Librarians.
Now, I know that this is supposed to be a bit of entertaining fluff, but may I point out a few things:
1. The Crown Jewels don't look like that - and isn't just a crown, by the way, otherwise it would be 'The Crown Jewel' or possibly just 'The Crown'...
2. I'm pretty sure you can't just get within touching distance of them
3. No part of the Tower of London is built of modern breezeblocks
4. Buckingham Palace is a - relatively - modern building (built in 1703) and thus does not have dungeons
5. By the way, London has no real association with any particular version of the Arthur legend (that I'm aware of anyway, though I'm happy to be corrected!) If you had set these bits of the story in Tintagel or Glastonbury then you could have got away with the hand-waving
(To be fair, I'm pretty sure that UK series have made equally stupid scenes set in the US, though this does feel like the equivalent of showing the White House in the middle of a field in Kansas.)
I think what irritates me about this is this is something that would take a quick look at Wikipedia to fix, though I wouldn't be surprised if they knew and just weren't worried. And it's obvious that the budget wasn't big (CGI explosions are very CGI), so maybe that had to use what sets they had.
Overall it was a bit of a disappointment; despite coming from the people who made the smart Leverage it was dumb as rocks - like a less intelligent version of Warehouse 13 (which had its own moments of extreme dumb, but had a much more believable and likeable cast.) Maybe it will settle down as it goes to series - I'm willing to give it another couple of episodes before giving up - but my hopes aren't high.
I'd long forgiven you for this, but now we have to talk about The Librarians.
Now, I know that this is supposed to be a bit of entertaining fluff, but may I point out a few things:
1. The Crown Jewels don't look like that - and isn't just a crown, by the way, otherwise it would be 'The Crown Jewel' or possibly just 'The Crown'...
2. I'm pretty sure you can't just get within touching distance of them
3. No part of the Tower of London is built of modern breezeblocks
4. Buckingham Palace is a - relatively - modern building (built in 1703) and thus does not have dungeons
5. By the way, London has no real association with any particular version of the Arthur legend (that I'm aware of anyway, though I'm happy to be corrected!) If you had set these bits of the story in Tintagel or Glastonbury then you could have got away with the hand-waving
(To be fair, I'm pretty sure that UK series have made equally stupid scenes set in the US, though this does feel like the equivalent of showing the White House in the middle of a field in Kansas.)
I think what irritates me about this is this is something that would take a quick look at Wikipedia to fix, though I wouldn't be surprised if they knew and just weren't worried. And it's obvious that the budget wasn't big (CGI explosions are very CGI), so maybe that had to use what sets they had.
Overall it was a bit of a disappointment; despite coming from the people who made the smart Leverage it was dumb as rocks - like a less intelligent version of Warehouse 13 (which had its own moments of extreme dumb, but had a much more believable and likeable cast.) Maybe it will settle down as it goes to series - I'm willing to give it another couple of episodes before giving up - but my hopes aren't high.
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Date: 2014-12-14 02:56 pm (UTC)while i'm glad Syfy is making more original series, i'm disappointed in the current batch - there's too much Too Stupid To Live/Dont Care About Anyone In This Series.
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Date: 2014-12-14 03:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2014-12-14 04:10 pm (UTC)It might have been because the scene requires skunks that a re-write wouldn't have worked at short notice (but why would it take until short notice to... notice?) but the raccoons were just scenery, and could have been quickly replaced with badgers or something.
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Date: 2014-12-14 04:25 pm (UTC)I've had the eye-roll before from US fans who wanted to know where a UK city's "downtown" was, because a) I'm supposed to know what "downtown" refers to, b) I'm supposed to know the specific meaning in the current context, c) I'm supposed to be able to translate that into whatever weird Brit name we call the exactly-analogous phenomenon in a UK city.
Funny enough a) and b) work out okay, it's the assumption behind c) where the whole thing falls over: we *don't* have an exactly-analogous phenomenon. We don't have a caravanserai or a souk, either. It's like asking where the basilica is in Chicago, or the kremlin in Los Angeles.
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Date: 2014-12-15 12:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-12-15 12:13 pm (UTC)The Syfy series I like they keep cancelling (I think even Haven, which we've been enjoying, is probably on its last season.) But at least I have the complete W13 DVDs to catch up on (birthday present from Penny!)
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Date: 2014-12-15 12:14 pm (UTC)(How are you, by the way? Haven't seen you for ages...)
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Date: 2014-12-15 12:44 pm (UTC)Yet it can be managed. 'Kojak' was almost entirely filmed in LA, but by clever use of stock footage and studio permanent sets, it even managed to fool some New Yorkers.
Of course, at approximately the same time, the original 'Hawaii 5-O' was showing just how much location filming could add to a series.
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Date: 2014-12-15 12:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2014-12-15 02:15 pm (UTC)i didn't realise the complete W13 series was out on DVD, must add that to the wishlist!
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Date: 2014-12-15 02:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-12-15 05:25 pm (UTC)Oh, btw, US TV will mess up pretty much anything. There are few contemporary shows that actually look like the places that they say they are. Anything historical is especially bad (e.g. Salem).
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Date: 2014-12-15 08:05 pm (UTC)(I can't remember the author or book: it was a good 30 years or so ago)
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Date: 2014-12-15 08:08 pm (UTC)(For some reason the ahistorical elements of 'Sleepy Hollow' doesn't bother me so much. Maybe because it treats it as a 'Secret History' that doesn't undermine the actual historical facts. Or maybe it's just that I don't know enough US history to notice the more egregious problems!)
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Date: 2014-12-16 06:21 am (UTC)(And the moment that broke me in 'The Mists of Avalon' was, oddly, when someone entered stage right carrying two rabbits he had just apparently trapped - in 6th century Britain. Nope.)
However much details are pointed out to them, they never learn. So people are still depicted in books and film and TV riding with stirrups long before that device was invented - it didn't arrive in Europe until long after the fall of Rome...
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Date: 2014-12-16 06:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-12-16 09:15 am (UTC)Out of curiosity, is the Noah Wyle character as hyperactive in the TV movies? 'Cos I can see that that would get old really quickly...
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Date: 2014-12-16 10:30 am (UTC)the first and third are reasonable if very silly. the second one is dire. (imo)
The Librarian isn't as hyperactive in the films, more 'clueless dork'.
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Date: 2014-12-16 07:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2014-12-17 06:19 am (UTC)Also, if the author had used 'honey badger' the first book would have ended up in my waste bin.
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Date: 2014-12-17 08:19 pm (UTC)The TV had honey badgers.
The book had British badgers.
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Date: 2014-12-17 08:29 pm (UTC)And it was set, supposedly, in the UK.
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Date: 2014-12-17 10:14 pm (UTC)It's not a Honey badger, a raccoon or a British badger: what it shows is an American badger. So still completely wrong, but a different completely wrong...
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Date: 2014-12-18 05:53 am (UTC)Not that the American Badger is actually a badger, just as the American Elk is not an elk, or the pronghorn an antelope.
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Date: 2014-12-18 06:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
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